Ahhhhh... weekend!

Wow, I slept entirely too long last night. It was great! I dreamt about parasitic worms, that Susan's bed was outside in a garden, and that I could float like a feather. All in all, I think that was a good start to a weekend. Happy Saturday!

Wow...

Let's start by watching a short video.



I know right!? First off, how the heck did they get the tiny camera inside the caterpillar to film all that? It can't be real.... but I think it is! And Susan just told me "There could be one laying eggs in you right now!!!" WTF!? Oh and now she walked back into the room and said "When they hatch they will crawl out of your skin". MEAN! I don't know why I said "First off" because that's all I've got. Wait no... you know what? This is a prime example of why we should be terrified. You know all that creepy stuff you see in movies like Aliens? And you tell yourself "Boy howdy that was scary, but at least it's not real." I can't believe you actually say "boy howdy", but anyway... real life is even scarier! I mean, look at those "saw like teeth" that they use to eat their way out. Baaaaaaah! And that wounded caterpillar and one nice guy, isn't he?

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