Big business is nasty

Really cool bird

optical illusion

Just follow the directions.. I promise that there is nothing scary... it is just pretty neat

30 unknown facts about ME

30 unknown facts about ME

1. What does your MySpace headline mean?
My myspace headline is just a phrase that I use in my internal dialogue often

2. Elaborate on your default photo:
on myspace it is just me hamming in front of our camera... on blogger it is... The same!!!

3. What's your middle name start with?
D as in Dale

4. What is your current relationship status?
Happily married

5. What are you wearing right now?
Tee shirt and a pair of "athletic" shorts

6. What is your current problem?
Susan's mad at me

7. Who do you love most?
My wife

8.What makes you most happy?
Susanlee and being lazy at home

9. Are you musically inclined?
I play bass and guitar

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Haven't you watched back to the future!? Of course not that would screw up the space time continuum

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day what would you be?
uhm... a loved housecat

12. Ever have a near death experience?
Too many too often... don't tell Susan

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
The theme song to Americas funniest videos... I dreamt it the other day in it's entirety and it has been in my head since... weird

15. Who was this cut and pasted from?
Susanlee's myspace bulletin

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
February 21 1924: Robert Mugabe,, First Prime Minister of Zimbabwe


17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
uhm... of course not... never no... no...

18. Have you ever been in a fight?
Many... but not recently

19. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
I was in choir for a long time

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Depends on the girl

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don't believe I have ever ordered anything from Starbucks... if this really matters to you ask Susan she would know.

22. Do you have a crush on anybody from your Top 8?
Susanlee

23. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
Yes

24. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a celebrity?
I get various fat guy celebreties... I personally think Fred Flintstone or Peter Griffin

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
yes I do and I am proud of it

26. Did you have braces?
for like 5 years

27. Are you comfortable with your height?
It is one of the many things I am greatful for... jeez I weigh 400 pounds can you imagine if I wasnt so tall!?

29. Do you speak any other languages?
I can understand spanish and read french and sort of understand german

30. Whats your favorite smell?
Old books and rain