Monday, February 28, 2005

used condoms

used condoms on amazon!?
nasty... but cost effective
look over on the right side, buy it used...

Saturday, February 26, 2005

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Valentine's day

Today was good valentine's day :)
I felt bad because I can't afford to get Susan anything, she is so wonderful and deserves so much. I had lots of ideas on stuff I could make and finally ended up carving her a heart out of a bar of soap... I was originally going to make it like a candy heart, and write a message on it... but soap is harder to carve than I thought, it took me 3 days to get it looking "hearty" enough to give to her. I don't think she liked it because it's still sitting up on my computer but oh well... I spent all day trying to get a flower to give her, all I have is like 40 cents... I drove all around the residential neigborhoods looking for a giveable flower... I planned to ask the owner if I could have one, not just steal it, but I couldn't find any. I then went to two different flower shops and asked if I could work for a single tulip... hoping maybe they would let me take out the trash or sweep or something just for a single flower... maybe they would take pity on me and just give me one, they only cost like a dollar and change, but to my suprise I was actually asked to leave one place and the other just said "sorry no". Lastly I went to a few parks looking but couldn't find any there either. I finally just gave up and spent most of the day reading under a tree between attempts to fly my kite. Susan gave me an amazing back rub for valentines day, I feel so much better :)

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Thoughts on Colin Powell

I know this sounds weird, but I miss Colin... I'm actually sad that he's not in office now. I always wished he would run for president... He just seems to have good common sense and real moral values, as opposed to "religious" moral values. I always thought of him as the old wise advisor to the president, kind of like Yoda, and someone I'd like to represent me to other countries.
I mean, he's obviously got bawls, his name is Colin... now he could have pronounced it like colin farrell does, but no he takes the pronunciation of his name that I'm sure some asshole kid in school made up to make fun of him and said... fuck you, I'm using it, cause I'm a badass. I mean, I got called Justin Stinkley, too ton, bigg'n etc; and I just took it, or punched people... Col. Powell just took it and ran with it... That's cool as shit in my eyes. I was just watching condoleeza rice, his replacement, at a press confrence. And she's great and all, but I can't help but get that buyer's remorse feeling... Like we just downgraded... I dunno, I just feel like Colin kind of kept ol Georgie Porgie from making things worse than he already has, and now he's not there...
Ok, well, that's all I have to say for now... Susan's gonna make fun of me and say I have a crush on Colin Powell now... damn...