Saturday, June 28, 2008

McCain's famous sense of humor

Click this link for a list of 8 Jokes John McCain has told recently.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Sunday, June 15, 2008

U.S. Dentists Can't Make Nation's Teeth Any Damn Whiter

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

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McCain Prays-Obama grabs a shovel!

While John McSame reacts to the crisis in the midwest in much the same way Bushco did to New Orleans, Barack Obama rolls up his sleeves and helps the people who are actually in need. Also, he is helping the victims of the flooding by linking his website to the Red Cross relief.

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Saturday, June 14, 2008

my so called "irrational" fears

I hate spiders... we have Wolf spiders, which look like brown recluses but are "harmless". Yeah that's one up above there, just imagine seeing one of those on your bedskirt... bugh! There's one that seems to live in my bathroom in a hole in the wall... right behind the toilet... I swear on all that is holy that it is at least as big as the one in that pic up there!!! I walk into the bathroom at night and flick on the light only to see this monster scurrying away quickly... it always dissapears and makes me feel a little crazy, since I can't show it to Susan and she doesn't believe me... I see it at least once every two or three days... Last night I killed two of it's smaller siblings (still huge mind you) and I think I heard one of them shout that "Abbadon will avenge my death!!!" as I squished it... I looked up "Abbadon" on google and apparently it is the hebrew word for evil! OH MY GOD! It has to be that giant one behind the toilet! I don't know what to do...

I'm not sure if these wolf spiders are better than what we had before... when we first moved into this house there were a ton of house centipedes... Check it out, I looked up creepy in the dictionary and what did I find? this:

Yeah that's a house centipede... one bit Susan once... they like to crawl up to the ceiling above your bed and drop down into it... I'm not making that up! Ok I'm gonna go over there and have the heebee geebees for a bit..

Friday, June 13, 2008

truth about Obama

If anyone's interested in reading the truth about all of those rumors about Barack, here is the place to do it (click me!)

Also if anyone didn't know you can go to to look up anything you hear that you wonder if it's real or not... here's a link to a search for Obama (click me!)

Please before you spread any of those email forwards claiming outrageous things about either candidate, check it first to make sure it's true...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008


If you've been thinking about signing up for gamefly (think netflix for video games) then please use my link... I will get $20.00 for every referal... so if you even want to try it for free click on through my link, thanks!

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I really like shopping online... you don't have to go to a crowded store, the prices are sometimes waaaay cheaper... and you get packages in the mail! Some would say it sucks to have to wait a couple days for something, but really if you need it THAT bad then you shouldn't be buying it online.. I really don't like the actual active waiting part, like when the tracking website says "out for delivery" but has said that since 6am so you don't know when it will be there... that's what I'm doing now.. I like the idea that I'm about to get something in the mail, but not the whole having to keep one eye on the window thing. I wish they would at least give you some sort of timeframe, like "sometime between 2 and 4pm... but no.. I guess I'll just have to wait...

Also look up there at the fed ex logo... and at the EX in particular... did you ever notice the arrow between the E and X? Me neither... but now I do, and when I look at the logo it just glares out at me now... stop subliminally messaging me!!!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

new post

I really don't have anything to say but Susan said I needed to post a new blog... So... well... this is it! I don't really have anything new going on right now, I'm pretty much just doing my best to be as lazy as possible... yup... I'm really horrified that there are so many people who won't vote for Obama because he's black, there are people actually publicly stating this... ugh... also fox news called he and his wife's little fist bump a "terrorist fist jab" what the hell is wrong with fox news!? Me and Susan do stuff like that all the time and it's not a terrorist fist jab... bugh...

Sunday, June 01, 2008