new post

I really don't have anything to say but Susan said I needed to post a new blog... So... well... this is it! I don't really have anything new going on right now, I'm pretty much just doing my best to be as lazy as possible... yup... I'm really horrified that there are so many people who won't vote for Obama because he's black, there are people actually publicly stating this... ugh... also fox news called he and his wife's little fist bump a "terrorist fist jab" what the hell is wrong with fox news!? Me and Susan do stuff like that all the time and it's not a terrorist fist jab... bugh...

haha go George!

Baby sloths!

I know it doesn't have anything to do with what I've been up to, but I really haven't been up to much of anything at all so here it is... Baby sloths!

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Congratulations! it's a....

gamercard

Tattoo

Yeah so I'm going to get this tattooed as kind of a... possibly offensive joke...
I'm half mexican and I guess that gives me the urge to get my name tattooed across some part of my body but I'm just not a big fan of old english, and I'm kind of a geek so I thought wingdings would be awesome.. In case you were wondering that up there says BRINKLEY in wingdings... oh yeah... speaking of geek tattoos check this link out for some really cool ones: http://carlzimmer.typepad.com/

Blind porn

so weirdly if you google image search for blind you get alot of porn...
anyway I really think this website that shows you your blind spots is really neat so check it out
http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/bb/blindspot1.html

Turtle eating tomato

Makes me happy

why do pictures of animals eating make me so happy... hmmm

bahaha

Good music

I love this band and song... it's so happy and sad...

The Long Winters: "The Commander Thinks Aloud"

Boys and girls in cars
Dogs and birds on lawns
From here I can touch the sun
Yeah yeah

Put your jackets on
I feel we're being born
The Tropic of Capricorn is below
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

We stall above the pole
Still your face is young
As we feel our weight return
Yeah yeah

A trail of shooting stars
The horses call of storm
Because the air contains the charge
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

The radio is on
And Houston knows the score
Can you feel it?
We're almost home
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

The crew compartment's breaking up
The crew compartment's breaking up
The crew compartment's breaking up
The crew compartment's breaking up
The crew compartment's breaking up
The crew compartment's breaking up
The crew compartment's breaking up

Dig dug

I went to let the dogs in yesterday and looked out to the middle of the yard to find our big dog , Maybe's butt and tail sticking out of the ground, like some kind of creepy new shrub. I yelled BAD DOG! and she quickly backed out and slunk away... then the little one , Marlowe's head poked out of the hole. The look on his face said "What's going on?" again BAD DOGS!
They dug two big holes one was huge and about as deep as my arm up to the shoulder, the other not so deep but wider... ugh... I found a big peice of concrete stuff that was as long as my chin to my hip and it only sticks out of the ground like oh...4 inches... again... ugh...

Here the dogs are being incarcerated after the fact:
Don't worry it wasn't as bad as poor Marlowe makes it look :)

My pet monster update

And here's my niece... neice?... neese Nikaia with my old pet monster! she looks kind of... something :P
Also notice the strange orange carpet... ahhh the lava of my youth

NOM! NOM! NOM!

placebo...

As one of those stupid little jokes you play on your dogs, I held out a smallish piece of paper to them acting like it was a treat. Maybe came up and cautiously sniffed, and then walked away all offended. Marlowe however ran up and snatched it out of my hand with no hesitation and chowed it down like it was the best tasting thing he'd ever had; in fact he even said "Wow! this is the best tasting thing I've ever had!". weirdo...

damn... looks like it'll be another week

For people receiving direct deposits, those with a Social Security number ending in 00 to 20 will have their economic stimulus payment deposited to their bank account by this Friday.

Those with Social Security numbers ending in 21 to 75 will get their direct deposits by May 9 and those with Social Security numbers ending in 76 to 99 will get their deposits by May 16.

I can't believe it's not ...

I'm deeply disturbed by this image

I guess we are last...

"As of next week, 800,000 tax filers daily will begin to have their checks directly deposited Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. No checks will be distributed Thursday, and 5 million payments will be made Friday."

Schooliolio: because it's fun to say out loud.. try it!

I finally got my last big project done for school this year, my one and only speech, of my speech class. I feel so relieved, all that's left is to finish my stuff for jewelry in time for critique and a easy final in speech... (sigh) I don't know why I feel like this semester was harder than all the others even though it shouldn't have been, weird. And for those of you who get the following picture reference, you get a gold star! good show!

My pet monster

My niece plays with my old "my pet monster"... this makes me very happy, I loved that thing when I was a kid, I still remember getting him on Christmas morning :)

peeping tom (strange dog post #2)

The other night (oooh Susan's skin is soft....) sorry distracted! anyway the other night I was sleeping with my dog Maybe (in a platonic way!! nasty perv!) and I heard a loud bang, like someone trying to break into the front window. I sat up and looked at the front window, where the curtain had been pulled aside by Maybe, and there was a face peeking through!



Maybe the dog and I jumped up and ran into the living room and the person looking through started barking... so unfortunately it wasn't an attractive woman like in the picture, it was a large white pit bull :/ I opened the door and he ran away. wierd...

Squatter

There's a strange thing that has claimed our front yard, it looks like a combination deer, yorkie... it's really sweet and cute but I want it to go away... the other night I was trying to sleep and I heard what sounded like someone trying to kick down our front door... I got up and grabbed my giant knife thing... it's not sharp, but it's really heavy and good for clubbing a robber over the head... and ran and first scolded my dogs because I thought it was them, they were sleeping and offended by my sudden "SETTLE DOWN!" oops...

Anyway I went to the front door and it was that stupid deer yorkie... banging on the front door... I told it to go away and it did but about 30 minutes later resumed banging on the door. I told it to go away and repeated this process 2 more times. Then I hear a *scuffle scuffle scuffle BANG**scuffle scuffle scuffle BANG* and realize that the stupid dog is trying to climb up the house to my bedroom window because somehow it knows I am there. I swear if it were a more threatening type of dog it would be like a horror movie... kujo anyone?

ack!

I love my bumble bee...

for the sake of an argument

I'm lazy!!!!!!

Susan's pretty good

She's pretty good at making blogger templates work right! Thanks bee!

renovating...

shameless image hosting... osteoclasts look like metroids... or scrubbing bubbles...

useless

Anybody wanna play?

I lost a friend this weekend

A Lubbock teen is dead following an overnight traffic accident in Lynn County. It happened just after 1:00am Friday morning.

DPS troopers say 19-year-old Armando Macias was westbound on FM 211, and reportedly failed to yield the right of way to a tractor trailer who was heading northbound on US 87. The semi hit the driver's side of Macias' Ford Mustang, sending the vehicle across the highway. Macias was thrown from his vehicle, and pronounced dead on the scene. The driver of the semi was not injured.

Collision with truck claims student's life
BY ROBIN BRISCOE
AVALANCHE-JOURNAL

A South Plains College student was killed in a car wreck Friday morning in Lynn County.

Armando Macias, 19, was driving a 1998 Ford Mustang west on FM 211 shortly after 1 a.m. when he ran a stop sign at U.S. 87 and struck a tractor trailer heading northbound on the highway, according to the Texas Department of Public Safety.

Macias, who was not wearing a seat belt, was thrown from the car, DPS said. He was pronounced dead at the scene, about 10 miles north of Tahoka.

"He'll be sorely missed," said John Prather, who worked with Macias at Best Buy. "Armando was a great guy, he always made all of us laugh. He was one of the most easy-going guys you would come in contact with."

Prather said he always saw a smile on his friend's face.

Macias had worked at Best Buy for three years. The 2005 Coronado High School graduate was studying radiology at South Plains.

Prather said his friend had a "great work ethic."

"He wanted to do something with himself," he said.

Macias also had strong Christian beliefs.

"He was a Godly person," Prather said, adding that this showed in the way he acted and treated people.

The driver of the tractor trailer, Trace Weatherford of Amarillo, was not injured.

The happening

This is the story of what happened at my Anatomy & Physiology lab on Thursday.
We were dissecting fetal pigs.


Those of you who have done this know the smell of formaldahyde... it doesn't really bother me... luckily. The pigs that we were supposed to cut into were still not thawed out, so we ended up just digging around in some that were already cut open and thawed... and had been sitting in a bucket, not refridgerated, for some time. Needless to say these things were ripe. to keep the legs stretched out to the sides you have to hook little rubber bands to their feet and wrap them around the back of the tray, otherwise they naturally want to curl back into the fetal position. Here's a picture of of an open pig so you get the idea of what we are talking about here.

OK so... as my lab partner is hooking his side up to the rubber bands (not shown in the pic)
his hand slips and the leg "flicks". Now I see in slow motion this group yellowish gelatin, the biggest piece about the size of the bottom knuckle of my thumb (the part with the nail), flying directly for my face... ok this stuff is basically a combination of formaldahyde, defrosted pig bodily juice, and maybe fat... some hit my arm as I reached up to block it, some went into my left nostril, and the majority of it, the big glob at least, flew into the back of my throat (dear god why am I a mouth breather!?). I reflexively swallowed...

Now, I probably should have just vomited, I don't know why I didn't. Instead I just calmly took off my gloves and walked out to the water fountain and washed out my mouth and face, blew the goo out of my nose, and put new gloves on and went back to work. I asked the teacher if I should be worried and she said I was probably fine, but looked horrified... it's been a day and I feel ok... I couldn't get the smell out of my nose though and had to break my year long smoke free... uhm... smoke freeness...(hey if the president can make up words, I can too) to take a few drags off a cigarette and that seems to have helped... anyway that is what I am calling "The Happening"

drawing test

What does your drawing say about YOU?

The results of your analysis say:

You tend to pursue many different activities simultaneously. When misfortune does happen, it doesn't actually dishearten you all that much.
You are a thoughtful and cautious person. You like to think about your method, seeking to pursue your goal in the most effective way.
You like following the rules and being objective. You are precise and meticulous, and like to evaluate decisions before making them.
You feel morose and are prone to lethargy.

relafen

I took an anti-inflammatory for my psiatic nerve... to help me sleep... I just woke up and the relafen I took makes me hallucinate like CRAZY... weird... is this english I think?

Second Life

http://www.secondlife.com/?u=3a6b079b35400f70fffa9e423d48a009

I kick ass!

I took my mid term exam in A&P Monday and it felt like I did good, but I didn't want to be over confident. I was just hoping for like an 83... a B ... if I could only get a B... I got a 101 ... yeah that is right a one hundred and freaking one! Bwahahaha! In other news I'm creeped out by this guy in this picture below:




I want to make stickers of him and stick them all over the place... he makes me shudder... ugh...

Home work suuuuuuucks

I hate homework... I realize it is midterm times... but dang diddly dang I have alot of homework and I am only taking three classes! I don't know how all the people taking more hours than me do it...

My current growing "I want that " list

Justin’s list

MP3 Player
Sandisk mp3 player

http://www.pricegrabber.com/search_compare.php?topcat_id=2&page_id=161&page_id=161&Compare+Selected+Products.x=60&Compare+Selected+Products.y=12&masterids%5B%5D=18973949&masterids%5B%5D=19302167&masterids%5B%5D=18973951&masterids%5B%5D=26374709

Video game / mp3
Nintendo DS
Sony PSP

Video game
Nintendo Wii
Xbox 360

Edibles
Black Licorice
Beef Jerky preferably “Uncle Pappy’s” I have only seen it in Amarillo
Monster cookies… monster cookie trail mix… anything monster cookie

Other stuff
Grill
Laptop Computer
New mattress and box spring… any size
Fix truck transmission
XBOX 360 controller
Netflix membership
New Pillows

Clothes
underwear
fancy socks
shirts
pants
Cologne

Tuning into Justin's thought process while studying

(turning the dial... static... country music... static... whistling... country music... heavy metal... church...) organization... organization... organs... visceral... viscerum... ugh... saromere... like the space station, it is a unit... a functioning unit... sarcomere... sarcolemma... flesh container... flesh wrapper... mmm... sausage... oh! uhm... myofiber... myofibril... why is it so similar... ack! Fascicle... I need a popcicle...

These things kinda burn

big pile of yumi (my girl cat) look alikes

Another old one... I remember having this dream!

brinklj (brinklj) wrote,
@ 2003-07-16 11:37:00

surreal, long , and fucked up.
Starts out I am at home and discussing school with my friend. I don't know who this guy is, but he is aparently my friend in this dream. My mom asks me to take another guy to school... He's funny looking, but I agree. We get to school and as usual it's this hybrid school, a mixture of all of the schools I've ever been to and then some. I'm walking by the cafeteria / commons in the Tascosa part of this hybrid school and there is a jazz band playing. I stop and watch them for a minute and realize that it is the band from the Cantina in star wars... wierd. Anyhow, the bell rings and I realise I am going to be late for class, so I run. As I am running down the halls I am trying to remember what class I am supposed to be in. I'm thinking to myself, "It's been a long time since I've been here, I can't remember where to go." I finally realize that I am supposed to be in Spanish class, Ms. Raker's spanish class... This is because Megan and I were talking about how terrible she was the other day... Now as I am entering the class I realize that I don't have my books or shoes. I get in and she proceeds to yell at me for not having shoes on. Then she asks the class to get out their homework. Well, I didn't do mine of course but decided to cheat. Before I even began to think about how I was going to do the cheating Ms. Raker starts yelling at me about how I didn't do my homework and that I need to get out of her class and go see the principal. I tell her to take her Jerry curled head and stick it in a blender, or something to that effect and leave.
I leave and run into the wierd looking guy that I gave a ride to earler and he asks me to come over to his house. I agree and take him home. When we walk inside there are a bunch of women playing strip poker at a table in his living room. The women are talking about some kind of unsolved murders and it creeps me out so I leave. I get into my car and I am driving down the highway when I look out at the city. It's on fire everywhere. There are fires burning and smoke pillars rising up to a black overcast sky. I turn on the radio to see what the fuck is going on and they are talking about aliens. I then notice where the fires are coming from. Every so often something will speed out of the clouds and smash into the ground. It looks like we are being bombed. The people on the radio are talking about the same unsolved murders that the naked women were talking about. They are saying that they must've been committed by the alien invaders. I go to work. I get into the office and notice what look like campfires glowing from many of the cubicles. It's very surreal. I get to my desk and my phone is ringing. I answer and it's a store associate, she is very frightened because some of the ceiling tiles are missing in her office. I tell her to calm down and suddenly I am in her office with her and sure enough there are ceiling tiles missing. I watch as she stupidly climbs up a step ladder and looks in the ceiling with a flashlight. She makes a horrible gurgling screaming noise and dissapears into the missing ceiling tile. I hear someone scream and run into the next room where I find the weird looking guy all tied up. I then notice that there is a tall skinny big eyed alien standing with his back turned to me. He is doing something to a machine. I pick up a crowbar and am fixing to smack him upside the head with it when an alarm goes off! The alien spins around to face me and makes a weird noise, not unlike a train going by.... I wake up to my phone ringing, the ringer is a train... I went back to sleep and suddenly I find myself tied up where the wierd looking guy used to be and he is sneaking up behind the alien, only it's not the alien anymore, it's Ms. Raker. I gasp and she spins around. Her mouth gaped open like a snakes does when it eats a mouse. She bites his entire head off. It looks like a watermellon bursting. It's disgusting. I manage to wiggle myself free of the ropes as she walks towards me. She then starts to vibrate and suddenly turns into the alien. I smashed her head in with that crowbar and it was very satisfying. Then I woke up again.

Live journal post from the olden days

brinklj (brinklj) wrote,
@ 2003-07-07 07:36:00

Current mood:

angry

Ribs for Breakfast :/
Today's gonna suck. I had ribs for breakfast, cause that's all there was... and ribs and oranges make for some nasty tasting burps... anyhow, that's not what I meant when I said today's gonna suck... see normally I sit at my desk and help the store associates and warehouse associates and office people keep their computers running... Today, tomorrow and the next day I have to work in the warehouse... Let me repeat that, I HAVE TO WORK IN THE WAREHOUSE! This is bullshit. It's not like I am in the warehouse doing something relevent, no. I am sorting videos, cleaning books... this is stupid. They want us to know what it's like. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT IT'S like. It's depressing enough to know that I only get paid a few dollars more than a person doing a job a trained rooster could do... with it's beak tied behind it's back. Anyhow... I'm done griping now... it's off to the warehouse for me.

bah... yarg! and whatnot.

and now... the panda song!

Sifl: No WAY, dude, you're outta here!
Panda Dude: I have to sing my tale to the panda!
Sifl: You can't sing... you're not a musician...don't let him do this!
Panda Dude: This next song is the new first song on our new album.
Olly: WHAT?!

Panda Dude:

This is not a rebel song... This is.. the PANDA!

After dark, the pandas stalk,
Nightmare creatures, with black hearts.
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark,
Feasting on bums that sleep in the park!

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your beds!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!

(Sifl: get out of the studio
Olly: yeah, get out of here, dude
Sifl: Hey, Pandaboy
Panda Dude: I SHAN'T!)

The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures
Shrouded in the enigma of his black and white coat
What kind of camouflage is this, black and white?
Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be!
That's just another chapter in the ominous saga of the panda!

The pandas are coming
To rip off your head!
The pandas are coming
On a rampage of the dead!

Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth
Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences
The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth
You have the power to summon Godzilla
I'm drunk on panda mystery!

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your bed!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!

This has been chapter 1 in my ongoing songs about the panda, which shall cease at number 820. You will see me again, Mr. Sifl!

Sifl: Just get a clue.
Panda Dude: Get a PANDA!

A new blog post!? noooo....

I don't do this very often because Susan pretty much talks about what is going on with us and nobody reads it anyway so... why the hell would I do it... I guess the reason is that I go back and read the posts like a year or two later and see what was going on and I find it interesting and sometimes funny... Anyway, as of right now I have started back to school for the fall semester and I am really enjoying South Plains College. Real classes are a pain in the butt, Anatomy and Physiology is crazy hard, but at least I find it really interesting, so I enjoy the class. Composition is a necissary evil and can be fun; though, I am not sure I like the online class thing. My computer class is online and is alot of fun too... but I kind of put it off since stuff is never due for like a month and a half... ok so there's a blog post... see ya in about 6 months!

New baby niece

have a new baby niece named Nikea Drue Lang. I am not sure if I spelled that right
I will have to find out... here's some pictures of her and my parents.